Me, Myself, and I

Hey... I'm Alex, you either like me or don't either way it's cool.




sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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captainlucifer:

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

john to dean winchester

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tarassein:

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

IT’S TOO CUTE OMG

tarassein:

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

IT’S TOO CUTE OMG

(Source: collegehumor, via gypsyice)



can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

(Source: dicemastaflex, via stupidfortherightreasons)




facts-and-news:

imsodrunken:

crazywhitegirl:

Guys, you’ll never believe what really happens on girls’ night out! We dish on all our secrets!

What Really Happens on Girls’ Night Out

THIS IS SO ME HAHAHAHA

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it’s coz we’re fab rly lol

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omg this is too true
this is like me on weekends

hahaha #5 is like last weekend tho

(via disneyfansonly)



dpaf:

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(Source: lolgifs.net, via scottthepilgrim)

officialunitedstates:

instant test to see whether someone is an extrovert or introvert:  ask them whats up.  if they say nothing much or talk a little bit then they’re an introvert.  if they say BASEBASKET TOUCHGOAL SPORT SPORT then they are an extrovert

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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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death-by-lulz:

Bath time for kitties!  When we took them in, we had to get some ticks and fleas off of them.  Tonight we gave them a warm Dawn dishsoap bath to get rid of any other nasties. They were very good about it and purred thunderously as I toweled them off.  Their reward for their patience was tasty kitten milk and wet food.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: yamino, via bizzleshizzle)



milwoki:

this is just too much *o*

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via butitsbetterifbrendonurie)